LETTERBOOKFACEPAGESPACE!!!

Okay, the "social media" thing is completely out of control. First of all "social" is entirely the wrong word. Social implies some sort of interaction between people, like a conversation. These media are more for people talking AT others, not TO them. Or more precisely, talking AT no one, since everyone is busy talking AT no one as well, and they simply don't have the time or desire to read what anyone else is "atting" to the world. (The irony is that no one is reading this, either)

My proposal is to streamline the process with the greatest social media site ever:

LETTEROTOMY!!!

Why spend all that time cobbling together words that no one will read, when a simple letter will do? Instead of, "m in bio clas - traci s so fat LOL", just post "M" to capture the spirit of the post in a fraction of the time. The name combines the concept of single letter communication with the lobotomization of users.

Here's a sample of how an "att" would look:

Q (posted 4 hours ago)

Comments

fIrSt PoSt!!!!!!!! GrRrLz RuLe!!! (Posted by: G 3 hours ago)

ROFLMAO!!!!! (Posted by: B 1 hour ago)

D!!!! (Posted by: L 14 minutes ago)

L ur such a fag (Posted by: T 6 minutes ago)

Simply awesome, if you ask me.

Oh, and by the way, I am totally reserving the rights to "Letterotomy", "atting", "atts", and the whole concept of single letter communication. I am going to be so rich.