Boats are for idiots.
Smart people have friends who have boats. You go hang out on the boat and drink their beer after they spent all spring covered in slime and shit scraping zebra mussels off the bottom (while you were rocking out and drinking whisky with hot groupies), and spending a thousand dollars to fill the gas tank to haul your drunk ass around the lake just so they can impress you. They can't even drink on the boat because they have to drive the thing. Ha ha, I am impressed... impressed by how dumb they are.
Rock wins. Boats lose.
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