Thursday, April 9, 2009

Daisy Duke

I was watching the Graham Norton show last week on the BBC, and they had a Dukes of Hazzard reunion. It was most entertaining. However two things struck me: 1) Tom Wopat (Luke Duke) acted (and I use that word loosely) as though he would rather be skinned alive than be any part of the spectacle, and, 2) Catherine Bach (Daisy Duke) sure got big.

Here's the beginning of the show (I think the whole thing is there in chunks):


What happened? I think mathematically it works out something like:

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dangers

I bought some patio furniture today and when I was putting it together, I noticed the tags on the chairs say, "CAUTION - MADE IN CHINA" then have some mumblage about not letting fat people sit in the chairs. Perhaps they had some trouble in translation and the thoughts got jumbled, but then I started thinking, hey, it probably means exactly what it says.

I used to work for a company that did their manufacturing in China, and let me tell you, I'm more than a little worried about using these chairs...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

My Computer Is So Slow...

My computer runs so slow that oftentimes I wonder why nothing happens when I click the mouse. Now, however, I believe the problem may not be with the mouse, but with the cat. I don't know if those clowns at finallyfast.com could correct this problem or not.




Thursday, April 2, 2009